Starbucks Now Serving Gender Neutral Coffee

In an effort to minimize losses from the LGBT community who actually prefers to shop local, Starbucks has declared all their roasts gender neutral. 

As you may expect Grumpy Cat is extremely upset about this formal public service announcement since there is yet to be a café that serves an androgynous brew. 

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