Jaden Smith Under Investigation Following Family Dog’s Death

Neighbors seen him mistreating the poor pup on nonzero occasions. Even placing him on dad’s turntables and showering him with freezing cold water while making him tongue 9 volt batteries. Mom is acting like she doesn’t want to be bothered.

As you would expect, his parents just don’t understand.
E.L. Fudgepacker

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