St. Ignatius to Permit Lesbian Enrollment in 2018

The times they are a changing. 

The LGBT Community rejoices after a groundbreaking decision by faculty and board members alike.

Athletic staff has alluded to the comradery lesbians bring to the playing field.

The world of American high schools will never be the same. 


Starbucks Now Serving Gender Neutral Coffee

In an effort to minimize losses from the LGBT community who actually prefers to shop local, Starbucks has declared all their roasts gender neutral. 

As you may expect Grumpy Cat is extremely upset about this formal public service announcement since there is yet to be a café that serves an androgynous brew.